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purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

Yeah…

Thanks for the PSA on why using Wikipedia in general is a bad idea, despite it often being the first freaking Google search result.

*laughs uncontrollably*

Wow.

Wow.

Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance

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…Yeah. Don’t do this. Bad idea.

I made this mistake, and it wasn’t financially smart.

ratchetmess:

lol seems like he put a lot of effort into harassing them 

This is beautiful.

ratchetmess:

lol seems like he put a lot of effort into harassing them 

This is beautiful.

knucklepuckyou:

what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back

oh yeah

imagination

Heh. Heh heh.

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

What? No! That makes me extremely self-conscious about the way I walk, now.
…Does this explain why men like it when women swing their hips? Eww! Childbirth, go away—! Ewww!

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

What? No! That makes me extremely self-conscious about the way I walk, now.

…Does this explain why men like it when women swing their hips? Eww! Childbirth, go away—! Ewww!

The Story of the Loneliest Unicorn
ratchetmess:

She keeps it real.. free RAY RAY

This is both hilarious and sad. Goodness gracious, people!

ratchetmess:

She keeps it real.. free RAY RAY

This is both hilarious and sad. Goodness gracious, people!

violentvoices:

alchemist-rising:

itssexualhour:

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

image

im crying the hORROR

Yeah… To the idea of grinding with a complete stranger, let alone someone’s face that I haven’t seen, I say, “No, thanks.”

freyjas:

hawkchick6648:

The most Powerful scene of the whole series.

This scene is so beautiful to me because it’s one of those things the writers put in for the older viewers despite the overwhelming younger demographic, but instead of some kind of sexual joke, it’s an actually powerful wake-up call.

Just because someone is of the same blood as you, doesn’t mean you automatically have to love them. Your family needs to earn your love and respect, not mandate it due to the presence of mutual genes. And I think that’s something a lot of us don’t realize until we’re older, and it’s a bit too late.

"Just because someone is of the same blood as you, doesn’t mean you automatically have to love them. Your family needs to earn your love and respect, not mandate it due to the presence of mutual genes."

Fucking exactly! It’s startling that people just do not get this. Now, I do love my parents; that’s unequivocal. But as far as me respecting them and always liking what they do? Hell no. I still can’t believe that people are this delusional.

I’m also very annoyed at my own father for betraying the sanctity of our private conversation, so this post is very, very relevant. Too bad the person I trust more than my own family isn’t speaking to me, for some reason…

Man, I don’t even watch Glee, but dammit, I pair these two so hardcore. Finchel ftw.

It almost makes me want to watch. Almost.

Man, why does this happen to people?! What’s going on in the gifs, I mean. Heh heh.

Nicki Minaj’s current Twitter avi is a pic of her face Photoshopped over Beyoncé’s

…What.

starsandpolkadots:

hi-fi-stereo:

my typical level of involvement in any fandom

Yup. Very accurate.

Confession: I hesitated re-blogging this in the past because that last gif made me so sad. But now, all barriers are up, so I cannot resist.