…Yeah. Don’t do this. Bad idea.
I made this mistake, and it wasn’t financially smart.
|—||Jordan Belfort (via larmoyante)|
what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back
Heh. Heh heh.
"i treat women with respect"
Oh, my goodness. That expression is beautiful.
Right?! My man. I concur completely.
Talking to myself beats talking to almost anyone else, almost any time. Too bad people look at you funny when you do it.
hey dont be a dick to people who work in mcdonalds or clean toilets or empty bins or sweep streets or put your food through the till in the supermarket because u know what they go home to their family every night too and they are just as valid as you theyre doing these shitty jobs which means you dont have to do them so be fucking nice
Not to mention that even finding a job is hard as hell. Having the shittiest of jobs has made me look at the world a lot differenty.
How to Answer the Top 35 Asked Interview Questions from The Undercover Recruiter here. Posted for friends looking for jobs this summer. Unfortunately you may also be asked illegal questions and these are two pretty good articles here and here.
Uh-oh. This looks relevant.
i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be…
Ha ha ha… Men shaving their nipples. That legitimately made me laugh.
fuck all of your lives
I want to think that the duck is surfing like a boss, but it looks like it’s having an “Oh, shit!” moment.
i did a thing guys
His expression at the end, though. And the white dude’s immediate look of regret. Love it.