Inspire, express, entertain.

purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

Yeah…

Thanks for the PSA on why using Wikipedia in general is a bad idea, despite it often being the first freaking Google search result.

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn that name is a mouthful 


Yeah… I had to verify it, too.

ratchetmessreturns:

Damn that name is a mouthful 

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Yeah… I had to verify it, too.

Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance

.

…Yeah. Don’t do this. Bad idea.

I made this mistake, and it wasn’t financially smart.

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.
Jordan Belfort (via larmoyante)
septagonstudios:

Lyndsey Vu
Confined

Me.

septagonstudios:

Lyndsey Vu

Confined

Me.

knucklepuckyou:

what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back

oh yeah

imagination

Heh. Heh heh.

psychofactz:





More Facts on Psychofacts :)
If you didn’t already know, I love 4chan banners.

If you didn’t already know, I love 4chan banners.

kawaiicornsnake:

hey dont be a dick to people who work in mcdonalds or clean toilets or empty bins or sweep streets or put your food through the till in the supermarket because u know what they go home to their family every night too and they are just as valid as you theyre doing these shitty jobs which means you dont have to do them so be fucking nice

Not to mention that even finding a job is hard as hell. Having the shittiest of jobs has made me look at the world a lot differenty.

truebluemeandyou:

How to Answer the Top 35 Asked Interview Questions from The Undercover Recruiter here. Posted for friends looking for jobs this summer. Unfortunately you may also be asked illegal questions and these are two pretty good articles here and here.

Uh-oh. This looks relevant.

iguanamouth:

dinogatorr:

iguanamouth:

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be…

Ha ha ha… Men shaving their nipples. That legitimately made me laugh.


fuck all of your lives

I want to think that the duck is surfing like a boss, but it looks like it’s having an “Oh, shit!” moment.

fuck all of your lives

I want to think that the duck is surfing like a boss, but it looks like it’s having an “Oh, shit!” moment.

enjolras-is-captain-sassy:

i did a thing guys

His expression at the end, though. And the white dude’s immediate look of regret. Love it.